Sunday, June 10, 2007

...a little clarification:

If you're here, it's most likely because you responded to my blog's title. I just want to take a quick moment, and clarify things...

1) I do not have anything against women. On the contrary! In fact, my wife and two daughters are my favorites!

2) It really IS a woman's world that we live in.

Do you realize that women make the purchasing decisions for more than 80% of everything that gets bought in this country?

Brother that is fact, not fiction...*shakes head sadly*

But, HERE'S THE DEAL:

They don't get to have everything!

Some things are just flat-out sacred to guys like us, and we're gonna have'em, love'em, keep'em, trade'em, up-grade'em, and buy more of 'em, if that's what we want to do!

And Ladies?

Feel free to stick around if you want...throw in your two cents...but make no mistake about this:

You can have the world, as long as you leave Football, Motorcycles, Fast Cars, Big TVs, Kung-Fu Movies, Recliners, Making Money, Frosty Beverages, our Dogs, and our Music, alone.

That stuff belongs to US, and we're not playin'.

You got that, "sweet-thang"?

Oops! Gotta run...my wife is hollerin' for me!

-J

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